My first stand-up comedy class went well. The instructor broke the news that "our first gig is October 3rd". Translation - I have less than 3 weeks to come up with 5 minutes worth of material to perform in front of a real live audience. Can you say "scared"???
WHAT did I get myself into here??? She suggested we stick with familiar stuff, and in my case, since I'm having such a fun time being a 40 year old spinster/old maid who lives with her cats, she suggested I try focusing on that, and on my dysfunctional family. I'm still scared, LOL!!!"
Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Thursday, August 28, 2003
WPVI.com: Birthday Party Gone Bad: "Birthday Party Gone Bad
Mom Accused of Stripping for Boys
SHARON, PA-August 27, 2003 — A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly buying her son and 3 of his friends beer and stripping for them in a hotel in an attempt to make up for a failed birthday trip to ride go-carts. "
According to the article, the boys found that the go-carts were all rented out, the woman drove to Ohio to buy beer and then took the son and his friends to a hotel, gave them beer and $1 bills. She told them she wanted to be a stripper and told them to put the money in her bra and panties, exposed herself and asked the boys to spank her.
What I want to know is how watching your mom strip and putting dollar bills into her panties makes up for missing out on a go-cart ride? The two don't even come close in my book. What the hell was this woman thinking??? "Oh gee, since they can't ride the carts, maybe they'd like to see mom naked instead???"
Mom Accused of Stripping for Boys
SHARON, PA-August 27, 2003 — A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly buying her son and 3 of his friends beer and stripping for them in a hotel in an attempt to make up for a failed birthday trip to ride go-carts. "
According to the article, the boys found that the go-carts were all rented out, the woman drove to Ohio to buy beer and then took the son and his friends to a hotel, gave them beer and $1 bills. She told them she wanted to be a stripper and told them to put the money in her bra and panties, exposed herself and asked the boys to spank her.
What I want to know is how watching your mom strip and putting dollar bills into her panties makes up for missing out on a go-cart ride? The two don't even come close in my book. What the hell was this woman thinking??? "Oh gee, since they can't ride the carts, maybe they'd like to see mom naked instead???"
Monday, August 18, 2003
Here's the short version of my blackout adventure. In a nutshell, I ended up:
- Walking down 36 flights of stairs to get out of our office building at around 6pm.
- Staying overnight at a co-worker's house on Staten Island, where she, two of her neighbors and I drank margaritas and had salad, pasta, chips and guacamole.
- Going back into the city on Friday morning, and finding out that our office was still closed even though power was restored in Lower Manhattan.
- Taking a bus up to 59th and 2nd, and trying to find a way to get into Queens.
- VERY LUCKILY eventually getting on what turned out to be an express bus to Main Street Flushing, which is where I would normally get off the subway to catch my local bus.
- My commute home from lower Manhattan took me about 3 1/2 -4 hours, but I got home and then went over to my kid sister's where I ended up in my 5 year old niece's kiddie pool fully dressed.
- Having a sleepover party with my niece, where she gave my sister and I a beauty makeover, and we all sang "I feel pretty". Now THAT was hilarious!
- Walking down 36 flights of stairs to get out of our office building at around 6pm.
- Staying overnight at a co-worker's house on Staten Island, where she, two of her neighbors and I drank margaritas and had salad, pasta, chips and guacamole.
- Going back into the city on Friday morning, and finding out that our office was still closed even though power was restored in Lower Manhattan.
- Taking a bus up to 59th and 2nd, and trying to find a way to get into Queens.
- VERY LUCKILY eventually getting on what turned out to be an express bus to Main Street Flushing, which is where I would normally get off the subway to catch my local bus.
- My commute home from lower Manhattan took me about 3 1/2 -4 hours, but I got home and then went over to my kid sister's where I ended up in my 5 year old niece's kiddie pool fully dressed.
- Having a sleepover party with my niece, where she gave my sister and I a beauty makeover, and we all sang "I feel pretty". Now THAT was hilarious!
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