My first stand-up comedy class went well. The instructor broke the news that "our first gig is October 3rd". Translation - I have less than 3 weeks to come up with 5 minutes worth of material to perform in front of a real live audience. Can you say "scared"???

WHAT did I get myself into here??? She suggested we stick with familiar stuff, and in my case, since I'm having such a fun time being a 40 year old spinster/old maid who lives with her cats, she suggested I try focusing on that, and on my dysfunctional family. I'm still scared, LOL!!!"