WHAT WOMEN REALLY WANT IN A MAN... PERIOD

Brought to you by my favorite tabloid, The Weekly World News. I don't know about items 1 and 2, but I think they sure hit the nail on the head with number 3!

2t shirt JESUS IN DRYER LINT ORGANIC

And the eBay items get weirder, and weirder. Here's part of the item description:

"This is a part of my Organic Dryer Lint Inspired line.

You will recieve this beautiful sweatshirt decorated with various shades of marvelous dryer lint. You can actually see Jesus's face on the right side of the picture, he's leaning down and praying! LOOK HARD...it's there, I promise!"

You've already got to wonder about someone who has a line of clothing inspired by "organic dryer lint". The fact that she's seeing Jesus's face in it is a whole 'nother kind of crazy altogether! I think she's been watching too much PAX TV!

Handmade Vegetables - Avocados

I found this while shopping on eBay. Can someone tell me why anyone would need these? Unless your Barbie's on a health-food kick or something, I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would want miniature avocados. They don't even look like avocados! They look like frozen peas!