Use My Penis as a Billiards Cue???

I've seen all sorts of Cialis spam mail, but the one I got this morning takes the cake:

From: mrfourier [bbwerthgrde@hotmail.com]
To: mscarolm@xxx.com
Subject:
You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.

Hello!
My
name is Erectile Dysfuncti0n.
I have a lot of friends such us: bad sex,
awful mood, dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do
have one enemy – its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I
disappear.

While I don't personally have a penis, nor would I want to use it as a billiards cue if I had one, I have to give them points for creativity!