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Friday, July 15, 2005
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is AWESOME!!!
Some people have said that this movie was going to be "darker" than "Willy Wonka" with Gene Wilder, but it wasn't really. There are a few darker moments, but on the whole it's HILARIOUS!!! If you loved Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, you'll love him as Willy Wonka. He's quirky, and a bit goofy at times, but it's intentional and very funny!
They've updated some of the kids and parents a bit (Mike TV is a video game addict, and Violet Beauregard and her mother are HILARIOUS as a children's "competition" mother and daughter team), but not so much that it detracts from the film. The Oompa-Loompas are funny as hell, and their musical numbers are really cool!
The only scene that might be a bit scary for younger kids is when Veruca Salt gets taken away by the squirrels. It's not gory or anything, but we had my niece cover her eyes so she wouldn't have nightmares about squirrels carrying her away.
The music is by Danny Elfman, and I'm definitely going to buy the soundtrack for this one. The visual effects are fantastic and I just loved the whole movie so much, I'm probably going to go and see it again, which is something I haven't done in a very long time!
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Chairs from Hell
(To see more thrift shop horrors, click on the "Previous Posts" links on the right.)
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
More Second-hand Horrors
He loves his Grandpa, but his Grandpa obviously doesn't love him. Grandpa donated him to St. Vincent de Paul, where he will sit forever, waiting for some pedophile with a cowboy fetish to buy him.
Bad Grandpa.Monday, July 11, 2005
Used-to-Be Pets
Because every home needs its own Used-to-Be Pheasant. The Used-to-Be-Pheasant is easy to keep clean and makes a great pet for folks on a budget.
Used-to-Be Pets - the ideal gift for lazy people who are too cheap to buy pet food.Second-hand Horrors
I'm not quite sure, but it looks like a Jesus and Moses Blue Plate Special. Would you believe they wanted eight bucks for this?
The Great Thrift Shop Adventure
Good thing I had my camera phone with me. The picture quality is lousy, but then so was the merchandise itself, like this lovely patio furniture set, in a lovely shade of avocado:
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Saturday, July 09, 2005
CSI: Miami - Polly Pocket
We had the purple "Polly Pocket Pimp Mobile" (complete with loud radio and swimming pool in the back) crash through a party going on at Polly's condo. Polly Pocket bodies were scattered everywhere. So, we had our blonde Polly Pocket CSI team member questioning witnesses, bagging "evidence" (i.e., scattered doll shoes, clothes, etc.), dusting for fingerprints and sending everything to the "lab" for analysis. Several "witnesses" were the victims of the mysterious Polly Pocket hit-and-run driver while being questioned. My niece thought it was hilarious, and wouldn't let me stop until we had killed off all the Polly Pockets.
The sad part is that it was just about as believable as any "CSI: Miami" plot!
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Seven years ago this week on ATRW
Geez, I can't believe I've been doing this in one form or another for over seven years! Reading some of this stuff years later is just plain hilarious!