Seen at Big Lots

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Now this is a lawsuit waiting to happen! It's the "JR. Skateboard" for "summer fun". A not-so-fun summer trip to the ER is more like it.

Notice the warning on the skateboard. Yes, that's right, it says - "Choking hazard"! Forget the obvious, "You can fall and crack your skull with this!" No, they want to make sure parents don't let their small children try to swallow a skateboard!

Have you ever been eating your skateboard, and then got it stuck in your throat? Man, I hate when that happens!



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It's the "new arrival", TRANSFORMABLEANIMAL!!! Try to say that ten times fast! Heck, I couldn't even say it once!

Not to be confused with the...

SuperBody Hero!

Today's Theme: Gross

This week's Saturday Photo Scavenger Hunt
theme is "Gross", a topic very near and dear to my warped and twisted heart. And what better way to celebrate grossness, than with a collection of gross and bizarre foods?

First, we have MAMA "Shrimp Creamy Tom Tum Flavor". I'm not sure what "creamy Tom Tum flavor" is. It sounds like something that would require a whopping dose of "Berry TUMS flavor" after ingesting it.

Next, we have "Small Fish and Seaweed Soup Mix". Doesn't that look appetizing? For anyone wondering whatever became of "Sigmund and the Sea Monsters", here's your answer!

No, it's not Gil Grissom's collection of mummified bovine eyeballs. It's "Rolled Fillets of Anchovies"! Don't ask me what that green stuff is in the middle, though. Probably some of Sigmund's relatives who weren't quite good enough to be included in the "Small Fish and Seaweed Soup Mix".

Turn Your Child Into a Bobblehead!

Here's an alternative to sending cheesy photo holiday cards! Turn your child into a bobblehead this Christmas! It's the perfect gift for those annoying family members you really don't want to give a gift to in the first place! 

Now this is a bright idea

Shots & Darts - Drink a few shots, then whip out the dartboard and start throwing sharp objects! Fun for any occasion! What genius thought this up???

You'll put your eye out! 

Someone Please Explain This One

First, what exactly is MAMA??? It looks like some kind convenience food for extra-terrestrials. Note the strange UFO-like object in the center.

Second, what in the world (this one or another) is "Shrimp Creamy Tom Yum Flavour"? Sounds like something Theo would cough up!

My kind of popsicles!

This, on the other hand, is a different story altogether!

Incognito...

For when you don't want the world to know you're having a happy period.

I'm Sorry But...

Stuff like this just makes me want to hurl!

Save the Children!!!

Innocent young children are being imprisoned in small boxes and sold as toys around the globe.

Buy one today at Big Lots, free them from their cardboard cells, and help put an end to this cruel practice!!!

 

Spring is in the Air and on Sale!!!

"Was it good for you, too?"

Is it just me, or do these frogs look like they've just completed some wild act of lily pad lust? 

 
They say that "April showers bring May flowers", but somehow, I don't think these are quite what they had in mind.

  
  
Spring is also a great time for the CSI fans among you to stock up on your Christmas decorations. 

 

  
And, if you need a bit of help getting rid of those pesky bloodstains, there's always Grandma!

  

Seen at Big Lots Yesterday

Santacide, courtesy of CSI: North Pole - Apparently, Mrs. Claus got a bit tired of Santa visiting all the naughty girls on his list and decided to stick a bag on his head and put and end to it. David Caruso guest stars.

No wonder Frosty loves snow! He's been snorting the pipe!

Which leads us to the Snowman Family Campfire! Frosty, while under the influence of certain controlled substances, decided that a family campfire would be a good idea.

Funeral services for the Snowman Family will be held tomorrow morning.

I didn't know Joseph wore blush, did you? Looks like Mary could use a Mary Kay makeover.

This one's even scarier. Again, Joseph is wearing way too much blush. (Someone really needs to talk to him about that!) Plus, you can stick a candle inside his butt to make him light up. Notice the placement of the stars on both Mary and Joseph. This is just so wrong, on so many levels.

And now for a few non-holiday items...

Before there was Viagra, there was

What is Hard Sauce? I'm not sure I want to know. However, interestingly enough, it was on the shelf next to the...

"Crystal Wedding Oats"? Are they the oats you sow once all your wild oats have been sown? They cook in 1 minute, so that sounds about right.


Believe it or not, these are hair ties.They look like something my cat hacked up. Good thing they're only 2/ $1.00.  

And, last but not least, the Nipple Trial Pack, just in case you're not sure what kind of nipples you want. 

My New Favorite Halloween Toy

I saw this in Big Lots while looking for Halloween stuff. Of course, I simply had to pull his finger!