This Week's Theme: Drink

This week's Saturday Photo Scavenger Hunt theme is "Drink":

 

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Grass Jelly Drink - the preferred beverage of "Sigmund and the Sea Monsters"!

Today's Theme: Gross

This week's Saturday Photo Scavenger Hunt
theme is "Gross", a topic very near and dear to my warped and twisted heart. And what better way to celebrate grossness, than with a collection of gross and bizarre foods?

First, we have MAMA "Shrimp Creamy Tom Tum Flavor". I'm not sure what "creamy Tom Tum flavor" is. It sounds like something that would require a whopping dose of "Berry TUMS flavor" after ingesting it.

Next, we have "Small Fish and Seaweed Soup Mix". Doesn't that look appetizing? For anyone wondering whatever became of "Sigmund and the Sea Monsters", here's your answer!

No, it's not Gil Grissom's collection of mummified bovine eyeballs. It's "Rolled Fillets of Anchovies"! Don't ask me what that green stuff is in the middle, though. Probably some of Sigmund's relatives who weren't quite good enough to be included in the "Small Fish and Seaweed Soup Mix".

"Would YOU Eat This?" Wednesday

I have a feeling something got lost in translation here. A "Cantonese Glutinous Fried Rice" Speedi Meal! Now doesn't that sound yummy! It sounds about as good as it looks.

You know it's bad when the parsley is the most appetizing thing on the package!

Time for Dinner

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I think I'll have some "Small Fish and Seaweed Soup" - NOT! It looks gross enough on the package. I can't imagine what it would look like in real life!

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Bizarre Foods at Big Lots

Value Choice Potato Chips - The Flying Wallendas of the circus snack circuit.



Ummm... I think they meant meringue, unless these cookies can dance. That would be near impossible. Unlike their friendly neighbors, the flying potato chips, these cookies have no feet.



Seafood Soup Mix, complete with sea monster.



Small Fish and Seaweed Soup Mix. Doesn't this look positively yummy! Now we know what happened to the Giant Leeches after the movie.

Foods That Make You Go "Hmmmm..."

Proof that Little Debbie is the spawn of Satan.

For those who can't afford SPAM, there's Armour Treet, with Virginia baked ham taste. Made with chicken, pork, and real smoked flavoring!

Now doesn't this look appetizing! Yummmm... it's Marie Callender's "Barf in a Box!"

Yet Another Pilgrimage to Big Lots

Kathie Lee's "Rock-n' Tots Cafe". Probably the only thing worse than a Barney video. I wonder how many children will be irreparably scarred for life after watching this. 

Does anyone else find it interesting that this video is surrounded by copies of "Matrix Reloaded"? Is Kathie Lee part of the machine? 

You, too, can turn your child into a Bobblehead for Christmas! 

Yearning for hot flashes? Want to turn into a raging hormonal nightmare? Have yourself a refreshing cup of "Menopause Day"! 

Sometimes, you just gotta wonder about the stuff that ends up on the shelves at Big Lots. Guess there wasn't a really big demand out there for herbal stimulant laxative tea. It's definitely the last thing I would want to drink before going to bed! 

I'm not sure what she's holding in her hand, but it looks like one of his body parts. 

I Hate Bratz

These dolls should be called Slutz instead of Bratz. Bratz are like Barbies in need of an intervention.  

They also have this weird collagen trout-pout, Botox-gone-bad, brow lift from hell look about them. This one's even got her own pair of stiletto FMPs. 

Because I want my 7 year old niece dressing like a crack ho. She looks like something the Spice Girls threw up. 

I mean, look at the guys... ummm.... make that Boyz they go out with! Please don't tell me they named this poor guy Sherlock. He'll be scarred for life, or worse, celebrities will start naming their kids after him. 

Just When You Thought You'd Seen it All

Because every cocktail needs a creamy head.