A New Home for my Holiday Project

I've decided to give my holiday countdown project a home of its own. My collection of bizarre, tasteless, tacky and/or just plain horrific decor photos can now be seen here:

Deck the Halls with Holiday Horrors

Desperate Housewives: The North Pole Edition

 Looks like the North Pole isn't the only pole these reindeer wives are familiar with! All they're missing are clear platform heels. I wonder what kind of reindeer games they play while Santa and the boys are out delivering toys... 

Now That Thanksgiving's Over

It's time for CHRISTMAS!!! What better way to count down the number of shopping days left until Christmas than with a series of bizarre, tasteless and/or tacky holiday items?

At 30 shopping days left until Christmas, we have "Jesus, Mary and Joseph Do Las Vegas"

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Also known as "The Holy Family Meets Liberace". LOVE the sequins! 

Horrendous Holiday Décor #2

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It's the Dolphin Family Christmas!

I love dolphins, but the thought of a house full of dolphins in Santa hats makes me cringe. What's with the baby dolphins on the candle holder? Didn't their parents teach them never to play with fire?

And since when do dolphins have Christmas trees???

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Horrendous Holiday Décor #1

Look! They're playing dress-up! He's wearing her dress, and she's wearing his Easter outfit! I'm not sure which is worse – the bunny in drag, or the Easter bonnet from hell.

This is but a small sampling of some of the horrendous holiday décor found in my local Home Goods store. 

It Came Upon a Christmas Clearance

 For the S'mores-loving doctor on your list. What do you mean, you don't know any S'mores-loving doctors??? 
 This looks like something out of Anna Nicole's post-Trim Spa Christmas box. Like my body? 
 "Butt-Kickin'": What most of us would like to give other holiday shoppers, especially the person who got that last X-Box. 
 A bobble-head baseball dog ornament. Without a doubt, this has to be one of the ugliest ornaments I've seen. I don't even want to think about what the rest of the tree must look like! 
 What's worse than a stale gingerbread man? A stale chocolate gingerbread boy wearing a sparkling blue yarmulke and holding a broken Star of David. Guess he didn't have such a Happy Hanukkah.