Seen at Big Lots

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Now this is a lawsuit waiting to happen! It's the "JR. Skateboard" for "summer fun". A not-so-fun summer trip to the ER is more like it.

Notice the warning on the skateboard. Yes, that's right, it says - "Choking hazard"! Forget the obvious, "You can fall and crack your skull with this!" No, they want to make sure parents don't let their small children try to swallow a skateboard!

Have you ever been eating your skateboard, and then got it stuck in your throat? Man, I hate when that happens!



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It's the "new arrival", TRANSFORMABLEANIMAL!!! Try to say that ten times fast! Heck, I couldn't even say it once!

Not to be confused with the...

SuperBody Hero!