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Mom Accused of Stripping for Boys
SHARON, PA-August 27, 2003 — A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly buying her son and 3 of his friends beer and stripping for them in a hotel in an attempt to make up for a failed birthday trip to ride go-carts. "

According to the article, the boys found that the go-carts were all rented out, the woman drove to Ohio to buy beer and then took the son and his friends to a hotel, gave them beer and $1 bills. She told them she wanted to be a stripper and told them to put the money in her bra and panties, exposed herself and asked the boys to spank her.

What I want to know is how watching your mom strip and putting dollar bills into her panties makes up for missing out on a go-cart ride? The two don't even come close in my book. What the hell was this woman thinking??? "Oh gee, since they can't ride the carts, maybe they'd like to see mom naked instead???"