Wednesday in the Car with Erica

This was the conversation in the car on the way to the mall this afternoon:

My niece: "And my brother kicked me right in my weiner!"

My sister: "You don't have a weiner. Only boys have weiners."

"What's a weiner?"

"A penis. You're a girl. You don't have a penis, and you don't have a weiner."

"What do I have? A cookie?"

Me: Snorts of laughter

"What's a crotch?"

"It's where your private parts are."

"Do girls have crotches?"

"Yes."

"But they don't have weiners?"

"Right."

"And my brother kicked me right in the crotch!"

Me: "Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner..."

"What did you say, Auntie Carol?"

Me: "Never mind"