Man Sets Girlfriend On Fire In Queens

I thought headlines like this only appeared in the Weekly World News, but this is real, and not too far from my neighborhood. I guess this gives new meaning to the words "Oh, thank Heaven for 7-11"!

Here's a guy who's a real brain surgeon. He pours gasoline on his girlfriend/common-law wife and then ends up in setting himself on fire while trying to hold onto her. Not exactly the brightest crayon in the box, that's for sure!