Mouse pad. What did you think I was going to say? Get your minds out of the gutter!
It vibrates when depressed. Great! I've got an epileptic mousepad that suffers from depression. Maybe I should name it Marvin.
It looks deceivingly like a regular mousepad.
Your choice of suction cups for desk use, or a velcro strap for attaching it to your leg. Why I would want to attach this to my leg is beyond me, and the suction cups are just plain kinky.
Variable speeds. Great for visiting internet porn sites. Just strap on your mouse pad, select a speed and surf your blues away!
1 comment:
Ughh! This post has given me haunting flashbacks to my days in reform school.
must go to my happy place
must go to my happy place
must go to my happy place
must go to my happy place
must go to my happy place
must go to my happy place
must go to my happy place
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