Seen at Big Lots Yesterday

Santacide, courtesy of CSI: North Pole - Apparently, Mrs. Claus got a bit tired of Santa visiting all the naughty girls on his list and decided to stick a bag on his head and put and end to it. David Caruso guest stars.

No wonder Frosty loves snow! He's been snorting the pipe!

Which leads us to the Snowman Family Campfire! Frosty, while under the influence of certain controlled substances, decided that a family campfire would be a good idea.

Funeral services for the Snowman Family will be held tomorrow morning.

I didn't know Joseph wore blush, did you? Looks like Mary could use a Mary Kay makeover.

This one's even scarier. Again, Joseph is wearing way too much blush. (Someone really needs to talk to him about that!) Plus, you can stick a candle inside his butt to make him light up. Notice the placement of the stars on both Mary and Joseph. This is just so wrong, on so many levels.

And now for a few non-holiday items...

Before there was Viagra, there was

What is Hard Sauce? I'm not sure I want to know. However, interestingly enough, it was on the shelf next to the...

"Crystal Wedding Oats"? Are they the oats you sow once all your wild oats have been sown? They cook in 1 minute, so that sounds about right.


Believe it or not, these are hair ties.They look like something my cat hacked up. Good thing they're only 2/ $1.00.  

And, last but not least, the Nipple Trial Pack, just in case you're not sure what kind of nipples you want.