A collection of holy items on sale for 50% off.
Here we have an assortment of large crosses (which double as weapons in the event of a terrorist attack), travel-sized crosses (which can easily fit in your purse or briefcase in case of a sudden crisis of faith), magic lamps (in case you need the assistance of a pocket-sized genie during your flight), and a few pirate statues.
I'm not sure what troubles me more about this... the fact that these are being sold at the gate right before you board your plane, that the crosses look like they could be used to bash someone's head in, or the inclusion of pirate statues in with the holy articles. Is there a "Captain Jack, Patron Saint of Pirates, Pillage and Plunder" out there that the nuns didn't tell me about?
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