According to this article, Sharon Tendler from Redbridge, East London married a dolphin in Israel. Yes, you read that right, a dolphin, and not the Miami kind, either.
Apparently, she's been visiting Cindy the dolphin on holidays for fifteen years, and finally decided to take the plunge... literally. After the wedding, she dove into the water in her white silk wedding dress to give him a hug. But, she claims, she's not a pervert.
The best line in the article has to be this one:
"Sharon kissed Cindy and whispered 'I love you' in his blow hole."
My guess is that a few months from now, we'll be reading about the first dolphin divorce, when Cindy decides there are other fish in the sea and leaves Sharon, with only a cryptic farewell note that reads "So long, and thanks for all the fish!" (Sorry, I just couldn't resist!)
More on this story:
Sofia News Agency - Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin
Ynet News - Brit Jew Marries Dolphin
2 comments:
That could be rather painful, couldn't it?
lol.. love the hitchhiker's reference.. spot on.
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